i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
What's the standard Christmas present for six months of booty calls?
Mobile recharge?
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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