Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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