I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
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I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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