How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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