Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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