Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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