so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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