Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
my mom went out and bought me new sheets and redecorated my room. its like she's more excited for me to get laid tomorrow for the first time in two months than I am.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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