now i know why i became what i already was.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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