So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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