Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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