I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
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