I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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