Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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