The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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