Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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