I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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