Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
third nipple confirmed
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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