Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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