Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
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