Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Randomize
