id be glad to
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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