I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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