she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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