This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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