yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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