the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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