is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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