Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
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