i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
So squirting runs in the family.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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