After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
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