I feel great
I just peed on a car
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
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