Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Ketchup is God's man juice
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Randomize
