i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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