she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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