your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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