You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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