So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
She's the barista slut.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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