Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I'm so drunk I cant read cursive anymore.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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