we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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