I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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