Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
50% drunk capacity currently
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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