Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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