What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
you traded sex for a burrito?
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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