friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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