i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I deserve to be covered in dicks
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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