As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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