Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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