im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
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