I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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