i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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